| GABE IS A JEW. |
[Jun. 15th, 2008|05:17 pm] |
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WRITE THIS WHOLE MEGILEH;
Or, Gabe Is A Jew, A Miniprimer.
Part One: The Superficial Evidence.
AKA some pictures that make it obvious if you know how to recognize the symptoms.
( Cut for your convinience. )
And so, now that we've established that Gabe looks like a Jew, let's take a look at some thing he does (without explicitly stating the words "I am a Jew") to display his identity.
Part Two: Dispute This, Assholes.
( Click for JewBling! )
Part Three: Quotes and Other Obvious Actions.
( OMFG I LOVE HIM ) |
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| Gabe Saporta is Srz Bznz, Yo. |
[Feb. 11th, 2008|09:09 am] |
So here's the thing. Gabe Saporta is completely out of his mind. He is cracky and jokey and hilarious and totally casual about, like, everything.
Right?
Right?
Wrong.
HE'S A POOR IMMIGRANT VEGAN GANGSTER NEW JERSEY JEW WHO'S SECRETLY INTO POLITICS AND THINKS "IT'S WARMER IN THE BASEMENT" IS POETRY.
Recipe for Gabe Saporta:
Ingredients:
- South American heritage
- New Jersey scene
- Judaism
- Fugazi
- Justin Timberlake
- Bikini Kill
- Tequila
- Cuddles
- Robots
- Derek Zoolander
- Sweet dances moves
- EMOOOOOOTION
Equipment:
- Pete Wentz
- Basement
- Cobra
Mix Judaism, South American heritage, Jersey scene in a bowl until as smooth as a Latin boy's dance moves. Add heavy dose of Derek Zoolander and Justin Timberlake, but to balance out the flavor give it some Fugazi and Bikini Kill and EMOOOOOOTION so it's not too sugary. Let it set in a basement for a year or two. Add tequila, cuddles, robots and sweet dance moves. Feed it to Pete Wentz and let it get bit by a cobra. Enjoy!
Delicious!
( Break my heart, Gabe Saporta. Caution: Text heavy. ) |
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